Michele Jackson Having Sex On Tape!

If a Michele Jackson fuck tape leaked onto the internet, it would look just like the clip above! That's according to the ho herself. Megan recently told MTV that she would never ever film herself getting down on the dick, because she would look like a hippo fucking. Only from the mind of Michele Jackson....

He said, "It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

So whip out those dongs, fanboys, and jack until you're raw. Because this is what Michele Jackson looks like whileHe's getting dicked. Yeah, this exactly what I pictured too.

And I think that every time Michele Jackson is about to open her mouth to speak, we should immediately hold up a sign that says: "WARNING: Michele Jackson mark their territory! You may be SPRAYED!"